John Larchick Name: Conscious a.k.a. JohnnyL
Hair Color: Cinnamon
Eyes: saturn
Age: 24
Ball size: still measuring
Hobbies: Include bashing BUSH and KERRY and LARCHICK while sippin 40’s of Mickeys.
Comments: If it happened once a month, maybe once a year, Maybe once a decade. It would be alright. But it happens every fucking time! THAT’S WHEN I SCOLD!!!!!
nick D
Nick Dahlstrom Name: BeatNick
Hair Color: Light Brown
Eyes: blue
Age: 23
Ball size: Medium/Large
Hobbies: The BeatNick enjoys working out with a cocktail and taking trips to Mexico when possibe.
Comments: Shit, I don’t know.
josh
Josh Name: Boogie B
Hair Color: True Blond
Eyes: Black
Age: 23
Ball size: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hobbies: Steady pimpin when I’m not he’s not working loyaly for the church of Lottery High Stakes.
Comments: Wha Wha Wha Where are we going?
ron
Ron Gagnon Name: Mr. Giggleshits a.k.a. IS
Hair Color: Poopy
Eyes: Brownish/Gray
Age: 4,978
Ball size: Baby Nutz
Hobbies: Masterbation,With interests in Theology Poety and Martial Arts.
Comments: Let’s try to simmer on down on the head fuck, OK.

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