“Ya know I really hate writing these things. I mean, what do you say to make people listen to your music? I’m not a fan of changing yourself for anything. With me, what you see is what you get. That’s why biographies irritate me so much. I’m supposed to tell you all the amazing things I’ve accomplished, drop a few names here and there, and sell myself as a product. I don’t want to do that now. So here it is. My un-glorified bio.