“Cluster-fuk Circus-core with a Punk Rock Attitude”

Jake “Popcorn Princess” Erickson—Drums
Paul Bassplayer—Bass
Vince Nunez—Vocals and Skinflute
Jeremy “I forgot the Lube” McLean—Guitar

Mixing musical styles, Like mixing drugs. ik. has concocted a lethal
overdose of musical shenanigans.

The potent combination:

4 Parts Metal
3 Parts Ska
2 Parts Funk
1 Part Surf
Add a pinch of Punk.
A dash of Pornography
Crushed ice.
Sweet and Sour Mix.
1 Steaming Shit (Preferably fresh)
Put it into a blender. PUT THE LID ON!!! Mix at Puree for 4 minutes. Put
contents into 3 minute intervals (or less). Stir with a Vibrator, and
VIOLA!!

ik. is served.

Just look at what these Fabulous Celebrities have had to say about ik.

“It’s not a tumor!! It’s ik.”—Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I can’t believe it’s not ik. ... SPRAY!”—Fabio

“I pity the foo’ that don’t dig ik.!!”—Mr. T

“Oops! I did ik. again! All at the same time!”—Britney Spears

“OH YEAH!!!”—Kool Aid Guy (Smashing through brick wall)

“MUSIC JUICE!!! MUSIC JUICE!!”—Drunk Guy at Bar

“ik.’s your worst nightmare.”—Sylvester Stallone

“Whatcha Talkin’ ‘bout… ik.?”—Gary Coleman

“We are no longer the Knights that say ‘NEE’. We are now the Knights that
say… ‘ik.’”—The Knights That Say “NEE”

“It depends on what your definition of ik. is.”—Bill Clinton

“There’s nothing like a 12-inch ik.!” Jenna Jameson

“I’ve got ik. I’ve got ik. I’ve got ik. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!”—Special Ed

“Isn’t it about time you got a little ik. in ya?”—ik.