Bad Credit is a band that was formed from the depths of the ghettos born on the streets struttin around in stilletos. Put on this Earth for only one purpose to kombat kommercialism and clean up the circus, when I’m talkin about the circus i’m talkin bout those clowns jumpin around waving their money sayin who’s who’s and buy these shoes. The clowns are the suits and they control the green with slicked back hair making faces look mean, so if you got what it takes open yourself to educate and take your beehind to the bank! Stock market crashin runnin a muck but bill gates still owes me five bucks, steves forbes movin cable cords with hateful words stealin all yo cash with the thunderin hordes! YOU may ask yourself “who left the lights on the whitehouse?” well to settle all that political mumbo jumbo have yourself a jam sandwich and wash it down with some bill clinton spicy gumbo and if your stomach starts to turn if your eyez start to burn your beehind starts to churn your head explodes and it fills with germs from 1980’s commmercials with tina yeathers perms! If you need help call 1-800-HIT-HOMEY and bad credit will gladly take your call from the telephony and we’ll make ya say ooh macaroni. Come inside the Bad Credit world we’ll bring your finances back to form like Bob Dylan says give ya shelter from the storm don’t beleive the banks climbing the ranks runnin over people in big fat green tanks playin pranks and overeatin pancakes! Let us take your hand you’ll understand the purpose of the Bad Credit plan.